I’ve always wanted to be a writer. I’ve come across stories I’ve written when I was eight years old. I remember getting sent to the principals office when I was nine for a story I wrote.
The Ninja Turtles had come out and were all over the place. Being young and not quite bound with the restraints of copyright law I appreciated their nemesis Shredder.
My story was more comic than the action and I changed his name slightly to Shredder the Bed-Wetter. Okay, its not Monty Python or Mel Brooks but to a room full of nine year olds it was high comedy let me tell you.
Well, my teacher thought it was an outrage. I remeber her grabbing me by the upper arm and marching me to the principals office. They both stood there glaring at me ( I was crying again) while the principal read the story over the phone to my mother.
I’m not sure what her reaction was, but I don’t remember getting in trouble with her for that one. I do remember sitting in the corner with my back to the front of the class for the rest of the day.
It’s incredible the power of laughter. What not ten minutes before had made me feel on top of the world now humiliated me. I doubt even Tolstoy had to deal with that. Gave me some authority.
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