Jerry is crazier than a circus badger. Jail is a frat-house, summer camp, and psych ward all mixed together. With some locker-room.

Amigo ( the Guatemalen) was sitting at the foot of  Jerry’s bed. Pinching his leg. Jerry kept yelling “Quit quit I’m telling you AHHH quit!” Crazy like.  Amigo didn’t quit so Jerry exposed himself and made sure Amigo and everyone else saw it.

I was disgusted. So was everyone else. Jerry laughed like said badger. I warned him. Man come on don’t do it anymore! I guess it didn’t bother Amigo as much as I thought. He pinched him again.

I was ready. I had snuck up on Jerry (his head was to me). Circus badger waved his junk again. I smacked it ALL with a size 16 sandal. Jerry jumped up and screamed like a scalded badger. He expose himself one more time, but this time I laughed. My sandal had left 3 circles (markings from the bottom of my sandal) and left the old barnyard red and swollen.

They don’t call me Hardcore for nothing.

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I’ve turned into quiet the little card shark other than reading, T.V., or sleeping you play a whole lot of cards. I’ve picked up spades which I’m fair at. my partner and I usually win. I also play hearts. Turned out to be very good at hearts and I like it best. Usually play a couple of hands of rummy too. Most of the time Ray is who I play rummy with. I  never  know if that joker is gonna deal  10 or 20 cards. Rules change and he generally looks at my cards as he deals them. He’s a nice guy though and one of my kind of people. He sleeps next to me in the bunks. When he talks in his sleep he talks like the guy from Slingblade. All he ever says while he’s sleeping is “you gonna eat that corn bread mister?  I’m still prayng for him that the Lord will send him a sytrafoam helment!

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