Tattoo Ink Reciped from Prison

Get some soot*

Put soot in bowl

Add a 1/2 cup of yellow shampoo

Mix in a shampoo cap full of water

Tablespoon of thick coffee

Stir

Add drops of water gradually if too thick

Mix until it leaves a thick film on fingers

*Soot is made many different ways. One way is to get some styrofoam cups and burn them under the metal bunk. The soot forms on the metal and is scraped off.

Needles to a tattoo gun can be made from a guitar strings, ink pen springs, and even the wire taken from inside a bread tie. There is some incredibly detailed artwork done and tattoos generally cost only 1/10 of the street cost. IMW

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jailhouse burrito

if you ever get a chance to eat a jailhouse burrito, don’t.  the last one they just mad had leftover meats.  chicken that was 4 hours at room temperature.  weiners that wern’t good when they were warm.  pickles. chips. awful.  you get several packs of cooked ramen noodles.  mix it all together on a workspace.  then roll it up tight.  its exactly like a sushi roll.  3 inches thick and two feet long.  and full of germs.  in my cell alone we have any number of people with s t ds and hepatits c.  it makes touching anything a little scary.  especially the toilet seats.   i’m only worried for my physical health in regards to disease.  i would actually prefer being stabbed to death etc, but not giant boils on my butt.

i miss wife

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