If someone ever asks you to “keister” something don’t do it. It’s a method to sneak stuff into prison. Even the most masculine tough guys do it. Except me. Haven’t made that transition quiet yet. One guy just snuck in a cigarette. It smelled like butt. Because that’s what “to keister” something means. To store it up your keister. A butt cigarette. the “toughest” guy here was telling me how he snuck in FOUR PACKS of bugler tobacco inot prison. Up his keister. 5 weeks of butt cigarettes. I guess that gives a whole new meaning to a cigarette butt right? He said the package was as big as a sausage link. Well, I mean it did include 1 lighter. Glad I’m not addicted. Another guy did just come back from court in another town. He’s the one that had the single cigarette. Truthfully, I did ask him to sneak in a full sized ink pen. He couldn’t manage. I don’t know wheter to be disappointed or relieved. A little of both.